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You Want a Wii? Follow Us on Twitter!

We finally remembered the password to our Twitter account, so we’re back on the scene. To celebrate, we’ve decided to give away a Wii as a thinly-veiled ploy to get more followers.  In case you think we’re lying about this (and we wouldn’t blame you if you did), here’s a photo of the aforementioned Wii:
GO HERE and follow us on Twitter.  Tomorrow afternoon (3/12/2010) at 3pm, we will choose one new follower at random, and that follower will receive this brand new Wii, which you can put under the Wii that you already have for added stability, or sell on E-bay for about $50. For added motivation, here’s a picture we found that illustrates just how much fun you can have on a Wii:
IMPORTANT: If you don’t win the Wii from this contest, don’t be discouraged. We’re planning on using our Twitter almost exclusively for contests and giveaways, so there will be many more opportunities.  Now please: follow us at www.twitter.com/holytaco so that our parents will see that we’re actually accomplishing something with our lives.  Good luck!

10 Responses to "You Want a Wii? Follow Us on Twitter!"

  1. flatbushs own says:

    SPAZZ OUT ALL DAY twitter.com/cezzagetjuris follow me yall. ill follow back!

  2. Ann T Christ says:


  3. office jerk, says:

    ok i’m following you twats. that cunt in the picture better be gagged in a sealed box headed for my house as i type.

  4. Anil Dikshit says:

    i was already following you. do i get a prize for that?

  5. justin says:
    We will have tons of awesome prizes for people who are already following us, I promise. That’s pretty much all we’re using our Twitter for.  Stay tuned!
  6. pratik says:

    Isn’t Twitter basically a constant barrage of status updates like on MySpace/FaceBook?

  7. Minnie Driver says:

    My face is extraordinarily round.

  8. Ben Affleck says:

    Twitter is for fags. What a gay waste of internet.

  9. Ben Affleck says:

    And trust me, there is nothing I don’t know about Fags. Right Matt?

  10. Matt Damon says:

    Spot on! You do love the deep dicking!