It’s not often that your balls have the chance to win stuff. But Axe is giving away a very limited supply of their new Detailers to anyone who goes to their Facebook page and writes “I Need A Detailer!” with a link back to HolyTaco.com on their Facebook Wall.
For those of you whose balls don’t know, the Detailer is a shower tool that helps you wash all your dangly bits in the manliest way possible (think of it as a loofa with a Hemi.) So, if your dangly bits are dirty (and let’s face it, they are) you can get one of these handy dandy ball washers for free. Your balls (and your girlfriend) will thank you.
Looks like a cross between a buzzsaw and a boomerang. Speaking of which, there’s no way in hell I’d ever put anything with the word “Axe” anywhere near the family jewels.