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Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in New Orleans. On nights as drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get off track.  Luckily, we’ve already made a Mardi Gras schedule for you:
 
 

15 Responses to "Your Mardi Gras Schedule"

  1. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    BOOOM!!!!!!!!!

  2. office jerk says:

    ironically so did you: Café du Monde

  3. TimmyD2X2 says:

    You misspelled Cafe du Monde. Dumbass.

  4. julio says:

    FIRST AND UR FAKE AND GAy

  5. Anonymussy says:

    Will you unleash several squirts of freshly squeezed warm semen on my pubes??

  6. Anonymussy says:

    Fuck you Donkey. Failed to be funny yet again.

  7. Anonymussy says:

    I take back what I just said up there. Remember, multiple personality disorder and I can’t keep it under tabs!

    No animals were harmed in the making of this post, although I might have gotten my balls licked by my Terrier dog. OK, I DID, SO WHAT? SUE ME!!!

  8. Anonymussy says:

    Oh Donkey, I clearly have gotten to you. Ha, Ha, Ha. You are good though. You labeled me with split personality so you can “counter” anything I say. That is so very clever…you humorless fuck. I don’t know if I can ever post again knowing you will be right there to make me “take back what I just said”. So funny, you are so fucking funny. Keep it up and I’ll start charging you mother double.

  9. Gatroid says:

    O.k You have given the full schedule and it is a good one.
    http://www.hindlist.com

  10. Julios Penis says:

    I am the smallest thing known to man!

  11. frank the tank says:

    Where is “Let’s go streaking”?

  12. DonkeyXote's Butthole says:

    My Mardi Gras schedule includes being eaten and stuffed by 50 large men.

  13. DonkeyXote's Barely There Penis says:

    My Mardi Gras schedule includes attempting to stuff 50 large men, and possibly my tranny mom, and sequential hermaphrodite sister.

  14. office jerk says:

    … and it’s only 7:30 pm ….

  15. Dick Cheney says:

    how about I fuck up the levys around new orleans and DONT tell FEMA and let all those drunk fuckers drown haha!!