Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in
New Orleans. On nights as
drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get off track. Luckily, we’ve already made a Mardi Gras schedule for you:
BOOOM!!!!!!!!!
ironically so did you: Café du Monde
You misspelled Cafe du Monde. Dumbass.
FIRST AND UR FAKE AND GAy
Will you unleash several squirts of freshly squeezed warm semen on my pubes??
Fuck you Donkey. Failed to be funny yet again.
I take back what I just said up there. Remember, multiple personality disorder and I can’t keep it under tabs!
No animals were harmed in the making of this post, although I might have gotten my balls licked by my Terrier dog. OK, I DID, SO WHAT? SUE ME!!!
Oh Donkey, I clearly have gotten to you. Ha, Ha, Ha. You are good though. You labeled me with split personality so you can “counter” anything I say. That is so very clever…you humorless fuck. I don’t know if I can ever post again knowing you will be right there to make me “take back what I just said”. So funny, you are so fucking funny. Keep it up and I’ll start charging you mother double.
O.k You have given the full schedule and it is a good one.
http://www.hindlist.com
I am the smallest thing known to man!
Where is “Let’s go streaking”?
My Mardi Gras schedule includes being eaten and stuffed by 50 large men.
My Mardi Gras schedule includes attempting to stuff 50 large men, and possibly my tranny mom, and sequential hermaphrodite sister.
… and it’s only 7:30 pm ….
how about I fuck up the levys around new orleans and DONT tell FEMA and let all those drunk fuckers drown haha!!