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So you can’t satisfy a woman? My god, that’s hard to imagine …
My exwife used to come home late nights with bread crumbs in her hair.
Chicago Cubs fans’ favorite choice…
how many polocks does it take to make a sandwich?
What Kind of sandwich?
Let Paul and all the other gay Paul’s know about that…they’ll eat it.
You’re a gay Paul…..
a cock meat sandwich
Not too bad, thanks! It looked like I was going to get the full-blown AIDS, but it seems to be back under control. Of course, I still have all the oozing purple sores on my anus …
How’s the HIV treating you assbreath?
Usually, if you like something you swallow it, no?
My girlfriend likes this bread too. At least I think she does — she keeps spitting it out …
Fuck you Crud. I’ve yet to see you write anything even remotely funny. Now run along, Mom just brought you home some pizza.
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG THAT WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXTREME!!!!! MONTE CARLO GOING LIKE 190!!!!!!!!!
I believe the list of ingredients goes on the back, but I guess they do things differently in mexico.
Like die from the flu? Oh, too soon? Or maybe too topical for HT?
Like the cum you swallow numb nuts.
NO?
its Polish, you punks
Nice comeback my friend…well done! LMAO!
of course i cant satisfy a woman, i could give a fuck if they in any way enjoy sex with me… as long as i blow my nut what else matters; if i contribute anything to their emotional well being its strictly by accident; if they maintain any sort of mental stability after surviving the train wreck that is my life its a miracle; and as i may have mentioned previously here somewhere, im also sporting a pretty small pecker. but its still big enough to dump a load down your throat fuckwad. open up and say aaaahhh.