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Husband’s Worst Nightmare Comes True

My worst nightmare used to be being chased naked by those smart monkeys from the movie Congo, while a giant moving screen in front of me plays a non-stop video of my parents 69-ing. But now, after I read this article, I have a new worst nightmare:

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.

“I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

Wow, how awkward is that? Let’s rank the most awkward relationship moments you could have:

5. Caught cheating on your wife.

4. Caught cheating on your wife with a prostitute.

3. Caught cheating on your wife with her mother.

2. Caught cheating on your wife with a prostitute that turns out to be your wife.

1. Renting a porno only to find your wife is in it, still deciding to masturbate to it, then your wife catching you masturbating to the porno of her doing some other dude.

If I’ve missed any, please let me know.

8 Responses to "Husband’s Worst Nightmare Comes True"

  1. CagePotato says:

    A polack was “dumbfounded”? SHOCKING.

  2. Brendon says:

    I wonder if he would get a discount?

  3. Da Ho says:

    well, the good news is now if she refuses to put out, he can just whoop out the ol’ wallet and get himself some action…

  4. puts a very real meaning to the stmt “your wifes a whore”

  5. horndog says:

    How much for a hand job honey?

  6. happens all the time with strippers!

  7. quarrygirl says:

    LOL, he shouldn’t have been there in the first place!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    FUKIN WHORE GO FUK UR MOM ..BITCH