Today, the film Year One opens. They've got another site where they're encouraging people to submit their own "You're So Year One" insult lines, which are basically the same as "You're so fat" or "You're Mama Is So" lines, except instead of implying that the recipient of your insult is fat or ugly, it implies that they are from pre-history. Some of the "You're So Year One" lines on their site are decent, but we felt that our readers are way funnier than theirs, so wanted to prove that to them.
Here's how it works: leave your best "You're So Year One" line in the comments section, and tomorrow we'll have a special suprise for the ones that we like the best. Here are some examples that we came up with to get it started:
You're so year one, you need extra tinder to make a long-distance call.
You're so year one, you think Britney Spears is a brand name.
You're so year one, you have a geocities page.
You're so year one, you go clubbing to get food.
You're so year one, you thought Jurassic Park was a movie about scary, hairless man-creatures with horrific wizard machines.
Check out some of their submissions here, and leave your best lines in the comments section, and we'll have an awesome suprise for the best ones!
LMFAO!!! Excellent post. One of my favorites of all time. Definitely gets my vote for winning comment. If you don't know what movie this is a reference from... FAIL.
youre so year one your humor reminds me of FN jack FN black, dudes a FN H0m0 his music is not good, he reminds me of that fat F tony stewart, im gonna kidnap jack black, tony stewart and that fat A that jack sings with and then im gonna feed jack that one dudes A and tonys A then jacks own A til he dies like that guy on seven.
You're so Year One, you know exactly what you're going to do with a gun rack.
You're so Year One, you know nothing is so easy that a caveman could do it, because if it was, you wouldn't keep getting killed by FUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTHS.
Maybe you should do some research before you start name calling you fucking idiot. They are cave men, they encounter Cain and Abel and Moses and a bunch of other biblical figures that all "happened" before 1 A.D.
you are right i should research but maybe you should take some of your own advice since that happened all after 10 000 bc. christ...haha you do some research smart guy
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June 18th, 2009 at 04:24 pm
Please don't combine your sponsors with comedy, it's sad and very unfunny....Holy Taco=Fail
June 18th, 2009 at 05:56 pm
Name win. Post win. Nicely done.
June 18th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
you're so year one, you have no fucking clue of how marketing makes the world go round, fucking caveman
June 18th, 2009 at 05:52 pm
You're so year one you know what El Diablo que hace trofeos de los hombres means
June 18th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
LMFAO!!! Excellent post. One of my favorites of all time. Definitely gets my vote for winning comment. If you don't know what movie this is a reference from... FAIL.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
You're so Year One, you still enjoy movies starring Jack Black.
June 18th, 2009 at 07:44 pm
true that...comment actually made me LOL, mix in an unfunny Jack Black with that pussy Cera kid who has some how defied puberty
June 19th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
That made me LOL, String.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:07 pm
You're so year one the earth WAS STILL RULED BY THE PENNYWISES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxXp3KhhI8s&feature=related
June 18th, 2009 at 06:10 pm
you're so year one Steve Perry was the hottest dude in the tribe
June 18th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
open your mind to Kuato.
k im done commenting i know my shit is horrible
June 18th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
At least you know it.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
You're so year one, you have a Microsoft Zune.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
You're so year one David Bowie and Mick Jagger would have sex in about 1970 + years
You're so year one Michael Moore is 150 pounds
You're so year one Bill Cosby wasnt raping girls yet
You're so year one you were the master and Norris the apprentice but he stilled showed you how to punch
June 18th, 2009 at 08:05 pm
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU SAID YOU WERE DOOOOOONNNNNNEEE
June 18th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
Fuck this gay ass shit
June 18th, 2009 at 06:33 pm
You're so year one, you got the herps from a pterodactyl
June 18th, 2009 at 07:08 pm
you're so year one, you enjoyed 10,000 b.c.
June 18th, 2009 at 09:33 pm
You're so year one, you buy furniture for your Habbo room.
June 18th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
youre so year one your humor reminds me of FN jack FN black, dudes a FN H0m0 his music is not good, he reminds me of that fat F tony stewart, im gonna kidnap jack black, tony stewart and that fat A that jack sings with and then im gonna feed jack that one dudes A and tonys A then jacks own A til he dies like that guy on seven.
June 19th, 2009 at 01:29 am
You're so Year One, you know exactly what you're going to do with a gun rack.
You're so Year One, you know nothing is so easy that a caveman could do it, because if it was, you wouldn't keep getting killed by FUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTHS.
June 19th, 2009 at 01:36 am
michael cera looks like barbara streisand...
June 19th, 2009 at 03:27 am
you're so year one that you can't read what's written here
you're so year one you though that 10.000 b.c. was a movie about the future
June 19th, 2009 at 10:20 am
What's a movie?
June 19th, 2009 at 10:54 am
thought 10, 000 bc was in the future? Its 1 a.d. in this. fucking dumbass
June 19th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
Maybe you should do some research before you start name calling you fucking idiot. They are cave men, they encounter Cain and Abel and Moses and a bunch of other biblical figures that all "happened" before 1 A.D.
1 A.D. was after Jesus.
June 19th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
you are right i should research but maybe you should take some of your own advice since that happened all after 10 000 bc. christ...haha you do some research smart guy
June 19th, 2009 at 05:12 am
You're so year one that you beat off to titties on a cave wall
You're so year one that you kill mammoths for their bladder in order to have safe sex
You're so year one that you wipe your ass with stones
you're so year one that your cars wheels are square ...and made of rock
more to come
June 19th, 2009 at 05:59 am
your so year one your cell phone doesn't have a camera.
Your so year one you thought holy taco was a Mexican deity.(maybe it is)
your so year one you claim to be from Pangaea.
June 19th, 2009 at 07:22 am
you're so year one, you don't need any makeup for your geico spots.
you're so year one, you're still on AOL.
June 19th, 2009 at 07:30 am
You're so Year One that you saw "Year One" when it was originally called "History of the World Part One"
June 19th, 2009 at 08:29 am
You're so year one you still like jews!
June 19th, 2009 at 08:32 am
watched it and
Year One : Audience Zero
it was shhitttyyy
June 19th, 2009 at 08:56 am
You're SO year one, your mom is a chimpanzee.
June 19th, 2009 at 09:05 am
You're so year one, when your mama wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her. Oh wait...
June 19th, 2009 at 09:25 am
You are so year one, you have a MySpace page.
June 19th, 2009 at 09:28 am
You are so year one, you posted a comment on the Win Godfather II competition and still don't know who won.
June 19th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
We have a winner!
June 19th, 2009 at 10:27 am
You're so Year One, you pounced on the chance to further whore yourself out by promoting a shite movie. Congrats HT, and fuck you.
June 19th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
You're so Year One, you were circumcised by Zipporah
June 19th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
You're so Year One, Moses practiced on you by parting your buttcheeks
June 19th, 2009 at 01:35 pm
You're so Year One, God granted you syphilis directly
June 19th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
You're so year one you fucked your own rib to create a population
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