Today, the film
Year One opens. They’ve got
another site where they’re encouraging people to submit their own "You’re So Year One" insult lines, which are basically the same as "You’re so fat" or "You’re Mama Is So" lines, except instead of implying that the recipient of your insult is fat or ugly, it implies that they are from pre-history. Some of the "You’re So Year One" lines on their site are decent, but we felt that our readers are way funnier than theirs, so wanted to prove that to them.
Here’s how it works: leave your best "You’re So Year One" line in the comments section, and tomorrow we’ll have a special suprise for the ones that we like the best. Here are some examples that we came up with to get it started:
You’re so year one, you need extra tinder to make a long-distance call.
You’re so year one, you think Britney Spears is a brand name.
You’re so year one, you have a geocities page.
You’re so year one, you go clubbing to get food.
You’re so year one, you thought Jurassic Park was a movie about scary, hairless man-creatures with horrific wizard machines.
Check out some of their submissions
here, and leave your best lines in the comments section, and we’ll have an
awesome suprise for the best ones!
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
you’re so year one, you enjoyed 10,000 b.c.
You’re so Year One, God granted you syphilis directly
You’re so Year One, Moses practiced on you by parting your buttcheeks
youre so year one your humor reminds me of FN jack FN black, dudes a FN H0m0 his music is not good, he reminds me of that fat F tony stewart, im gonna kidnap jack black, tony stewart and that fat A that jack sings with and then im gonna feed jack that one dudes A and tonys A then jacks own A til he dies like that guy on seven.
You’re so Year One, you were circumcised by Zipporah
We have a winner!
Maybe you should do some research before you start name calling you fucking idiot. They are cave men, they encounter Cain and Abel and Moses and a bunch of other biblical figures that all “happened” before 1 A.D.
1 A.D. was after Jesus.
you’re so year one, you don’t need any makeup for your geico spots.
you’re so year one, you’re still on AOL.
You’re SO year one, your mom is a chimpanzee.
You are so year one, you have a MySpace page.
You’re so year one, you got the herps from a pterodactyl
You are so year one, you posted a comment on the Win Godfather II competition and still don’t know who won.
you’re so year one that you can’t read what’s written here
you’re so year one you though that 10.000 b.c. was a movie about the future
You’re so year one, when your mama wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her. Oh wait…
watched it and
Year One : Audience Zero
it was shhitttyyy
You’re so year one that you beat off to titties on a cave wall
You’re so year one that you kill mammoths for their bladder in order to have safe sex
You’re so year one that you wipe your ass with stones
you’re so year one that your cars wheels are square …and made of rock
more to come
your so year one your cell phone doesn’t have a camera.
Your so year one you thought holy taco was a Mexican deity.(maybe it is)
your so year one you claim to be from Pangaea.
Fuck this gay ass shit
You’re so year one you fucked your own rib to create a population
What’s a movie?
You’re so Year One, you pounced on the chance to further whore yourself out by promoting a shite movie. Congrats HT, and fuck you.
you are right i should research but maybe you should take some of your own advice since that happened all after 10 000 bc. christ…haha you do some research smart guy
You’re so Year One that you saw “Year One” when it was originally called “History of the World Part One”
You’re so year one you still like jews!
You’re so Year One, you know exactly what you’re going to do with a gun rack.
You’re so Year One, you know nothing is so easy that a caveman could do it, because if it was, you wouldn’t keep getting killed by FUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTHS.
You’re so year one, you buy furniture for your Habbo room.
michael cera looks like barbara streisand…
thought 10, 000 bc was in the future? Its 1 a.d. in this. fucking dumbass
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU SAID YOU WERE DOOOOOONNNNNNEEE
You’re so year one David Bowie and Mick Jagger would have sex in about 1970 + years
You’re so year one Michael Moore is 150 pounds
You’re so year one Bill Cosby wasnt raping girls yet
You’re so year one you were the master and Norris the apprentice but he stilled showed you how to punch
At least you know it.
open your mind to Kuato.
k im done commenting i know my shit is horrible
That made me LOL, String.
LMFAO!!! Excellent post. One of my favorites of all time. Definitely gets my vote for winning comment. If you don’t know what movie this is a reference from… FAIL.
You’re so year one you know what El Diablo que hace trofeos de los hombres means
Please don’t combine your sponsors with comedy, it’s sad and very unfunny….Holy Taco=Fail
Name win. Post win. Nicely done.
You’re so year one, you have a Microsoft Zune.
You’re so Year One, you still enjoy movies starring Jack Black.
true that…comment actually made me LOL, mix in an unfunny Jack Black with that pussy Cera kid who has some how defied puberty
You’re so year one the earth WAS STILL RULED BY THE PENNYWISES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxXp3KhhI8s&feature=related
you’re so year one Steve Perry was the hottest dude in the tribe
you’re so year one, you have no fucking clue of how marketing makes the world go round, fucking caveman