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That would be awesome… until the douchebag leader of the “Neighborhood Gestapo Society” comes around and says that your zombie law ornaments are bringing down the value of your neighbors’ identical houses and are scaring all the identical children named Jason and Jennifer*.
The one solution that I can think of which will make him go away AND weird him out so much that he won’t come back:
After his little schpiel, slowly walk up to him, grab him by the balls hard and whisper “you sold me queer giraffes and I want my money back”** into his ear. If he persists, grab a little harder.
* From George Carlin’s “Coast-to-Coast Emergency”
** From Gladiator