If I ever have the privilege of owning a lawn, I’m not going to decorate it with the racist little jockeys, pink flamingos, or one of those stupid Travelocity garden gnomes. I’m going for this resin-based zombie lawn ornament instead. I can picture it now. I’d like to spend my weekends, shirtless and holding a frosty Budweiser while watering my wife’s hydrangea and daffodil flower beds as three or four of these zombies are crawling out of my lawn. This is exactly what the suburbs needs.
Other crap to look at:
New J Lo bikini pics (drunkenstepfather)
Eva Mendes takes photos (cameltap)
Dark Knight Trailer Spoof (gorillamask)
Wacky street performance (hornyoyster)