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Zooey Deschanel Pictures

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Ah, Zooey Deschanel.  Strangely, this is her first time on the taco which is an utter crime.  She’s one of the most well known actresses of our time, and is now announced to play Janis Joplin in the Janis Joplin biopic.  Why she would want to go from one of the hottest/most talented actresses of our time to one of the ugliest/most scraggly sounding singers of the 60s is beyond me, but I’m sure she will do it justice.
 
Pointless Quote: "I don’t want to be a babe.  I don’t ever want vanity to get in the way."
 

         
    
 

17 Responses to "Zooey Deschanel Pictures"

  1. frank says:

    your galleries are whaked to shit. fix them assholes.

  2. Booyah says:

    She looks like Katey perry somewhat in that first pic

  3. rotundo the clam says:

    dull chick. no personality at all.

  4. General Ization says:

    Uh what? Most ignorant comment ever.

  5. Pilgore says:

    Fix the god damn thumbnails already. WTF.

  6. Sexpest says:

    Cant be sure without a set of binoculars.

  7. Vanessa Carlton says:

    Do your research, Holy Taco. This is not her first appearance on your website.

  8. Tinytim says:

    finally she should have been up here long ago

  9. no says:

    Small pics are fine in this case

  10. SexPest says:

    F uck you Holytaco for choosing photos proportionate in size to your infinitesimally small penises.

  11. Tubs McFatfuck says:

    aaaahhhhhhhhhhh snap !!

  12. God's left nut says:

    i prefer her sister from the show bones

  13. Waka waka says:

    niiiiccceeee

  14. moshmosh11 says:

    what’s up with the fucking thumbnails?

  15. vik says:

    Who doesn’t remember 500 days of Summer.

  16. Anonymous IV says:

    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.

  17. Tubs McFatfuck says:

    Your thumbnails can suck balls !


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